A Fare-thee-well From David Missal

My dear People,

 

My dear Poetses and Writers, and my dear Illustrators and Editors, and Columnists, and Features, and Photographers, and Marketers, and Financiers…

 

Also my good Cofounders with whom I helped start this company. Today is my fourth anniversary (more or less) with Eat Your Serial! ‘Hurray! Hurray! Many Happy Returns!’

 

I hope you are have all enjoyed yourselves as much as I have. I shall not keep you long, I have called you all together for a Purpose…

 

Indeed, for Three Purposes! First of all, to tell you that I am immensely fond of you all, and that four years is too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable people.

 

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve…

 

Secondly, to celebrate my anniversary- I should say: OUR anniversary. For it is, of course, also the anniversary of company as a whole (more or less), Eat Your Serial, Inc.

 

Thirdly and finally, I wish to make an ANNOUNCEMENT. I regret to announce that — though, as I said, four years is far too short a time to spend among you — this is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. GOOD-BYE!

 

-David Missal

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